Hashknife and the Fantom Riders

A cold drizzle of fog and rain was sweeping in from the ocean, almost obliterating the guttering arc-lights along the street. Far away sounded the clanking rattle of a cable-car, screeching around the sharp turns. An iron-tired vehicle rattled over the cobble-stones, and from far down the harbor sounded the harsh notes of a fog-horn. At the front door of an old-fashioned residence, which had been a magnificent edifice in its time, stood two men, hump-shouldered in the dripping rain. It was impossible, in that light, to describe their appearance, except that one was tall and the other very profane. The tall one, ignoring the call-button, hammered on the door with his knuckles. They listened for a few moments, and then the smaller one cleared his throat harshly. “Aw, to —— with this country!” “Raise yuh a stack of blues,” said the tall one dryly. “’F I ever get out of here—say, ‘Hashknife,’ are yuh sure this is the place?” The tall one hammered on the door again, before he said— “I betcha it is, Sleepy; but the house is so danged big they can’t hear m’ knock.” As he started to knock again the door opened softly and a butler, of very dignified appearance, squinted closely at them. “Is this him?” queried the smaller of the two men, but the tall one ignored the question and spoke directly to the butler. “I been hammerin’ on the door for ten minutes.” “Pardon me, but you should have rung, sir.” “Yeah?” The tall man grinned widely. “Well, I might ’a’ whistled, but I’ll be danged if I ever carried a bell. Is Mr. William Lanpher to home?” “Yes, sir. Are you Mr. Hartley?” “M’ name’s Hartley, yessir.” “Mr. Lanpher is expecting you, sir. He will see you in the library.” “My gosh!” exploded the smaller man, “I hope he don’t ask me to read. You go ahead, Hashknife, and I’ll guard the rear.” Together they followed the butler into the richly furnished home, where their soggy, high-heeled boots made no sound in the heavy carpets, and into a high-ceiled, homey-looking room, where a log fire crackled in the big fireplace. “May I take your hats?” asked the butler. “No, never mind,” grinned Hashknife Hartley. “If we stay long, I reckon we can hang ’em up ourselves. Did yuh say he was lookin’ for us?” “Mr. Lanpher will be down in a…